ABU GHRAIB, Iraq - Following a month-long world-wide investigation of the Abu Ghraib prison, the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) has filed a multi-billion dollar lawsuit against 219 Iraqis, who shamelessly displayed their nudity for public viewing.

"I did not think these Iraqi dogs could sink any lower," said Kevin Martin, commissioner for the FCC.

"It is bad enough that they are filling our prisons, eating our food and wasting Taxpayers' money, now they are prancing around in chains and ropes with no regard to the millions of people watching TV or reading the newspaper."

According to Geoffrey Miller, General of the Abu Ghraib prison, the Iraqi prisoners deeply offended the United States of America. The Iraqis' atrocious actions included posing in homosexual positions as well as forcing the soldiers to tie leashes around their necks.

"The true victims of the crime are the American soldiers", said Miller.

Flynt, founder of Hustler Magazine and well as several other publications, claims that in July 1998, Hustler had a 10-page pornographic spread almost identical to published pictures of the Iraqi prisoners.

The copyright lawsuit, which is expected to be released within the next week will only add more troubles to the hundreds of prisoners currently awaiting their demise.

In addition, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) has joined the barrage of lawsuits for the Iraqi prisoners' misuse of canines.

"It wasn't enough for these animals to strip down to nothing and expose their nudity to the world," said PETA spokesman Robert Anderson.

"Now we have come to learn that these lunatics forced poor innocent dogs to bite down on their legs and claw at their genitals for some sick masochistic reason."

Though the lawsuits have become a nuisance, Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld refuses to let the sum of few change the overall attitude of the war.

"There are some Iraqi prisoners who will use their sexuality and depravity in an effort to derail this country's goal towards creating a better Iraq," said Rumsfeld.

"However, we are confident that most of our enemies will take the high road and refrain from such public sexual exploits and go back to anally raping each other in the privacy of their own cells."