New York, NY - Involved in yet another scandal, McDonald's cashier Jayson Blair resigned Thursday after he was accused of taking the secret sauce used on a Big Mac and passing it off as his own.

The accusation was made by longtime McDonald's customer, Andrew Ferrero, after Blair had bragged about coming up with his own secret sauce when he was working at the New York Times. Ferrero also complained that Blair failed to "offer fries with that…", after ordering a Big Mac and Coke.

McDonald's Senior Spokesman, Ronald McDonald, took a formal and comforting tone.

"McDonald's would like to apologize to its customers for a grave breach of its cashier standards," Ronald said. "As with our Hamburgler situation in the past, this nasty business will be dealt with in a proper and comical manner."

Efforts to reach Blair for comment Thursday were unsuccessful. A man who answered the telephone at a Brooklyn address listed as belonging to Jayson Blair responded with "Robble, Robble" and hung up.

"Jayson had problems relating with the rest of the McDonald's family," said Assistant Manager in Training, Rick Clayton. "He did not get along with others and was constantly arguing about the gender and species of Grimace."

"Also, Jayson spent more time playing in the McPlayground rather than doing his job," said Clayton. "Honestly, how long can one man spend in the Happy Tree?"

Ferrero said that he was "satisfied the executives of McDonald's addressed the matter in a timely way."

"It is good to know that the sauce dripping from my Big Mac comes from the good people of McDonald's," Ferrero said.

"I'm just happy that I no longer have to deal with the lies of Jayson Blair and can now focus on my obesity, diabetes and high cholesterol."