London, England - The continuing two-year search for Osama Bin Laden took an unexpected turn when London Police claimed to have spotted him at the Anti-Bush Rally by Buckingham Palace on Thursday. According to officials, the widely sought criminal had been seen side by side a fellow protesters shouting anti-war slogans and obscenities towards the American President.

"Although our officials were unable to apprehend Bin Laden, we are confident that we are one anti-Bush rally away from catching him," said Agent Daniel Anderson of the CIA.

While no official timetable has been set, officials have begun to prepare another rally in front of Scotland Yard, which will include banners with catchy anti-war slogans and a burning effigy of the President.

"We were going to import some French people to make the rally even more enticing, however we didn't want to have to deal with getting rid of them," said Prime Minister Tony Blair.

"I mean seriously, one jerk-off is all this country can handle right now and we don't need the extra headache."

Though plans for the rally have been moving ahead smoothly, British officials have not yet developed a plan for capturing the terrorist mastermind once he is spotted.

"Unfortunately we can't just blindly shoot Bin Laden with all of those protesters around," said Anderson.

"The last thing we need is to rile up a bunch of tree huggers and to give those people another reason to make our lives a living hell."

U.S. Captain Steven Michaels, who was responsible in luring Ayatolla to a Gay Pride Parade back in the late 80's was brought in for his expertise.

"We have brought up the idea of asking Osama to participate in volunteer work such as creating Anti-Bush buttons and other anti-war paraphernalia," said Michaels.

"However, we will probably look toward our success of the past and invite Bin Laden to one of our parties following the rally. Like most hippy bastards, he will not be able to resist the lure of our special brownies and goddam sing-a-longs."

Although this story has been hitting every major newspaper and magazine across the world, the Prime Minister is hopeful that people will remain silent until the upcoming rally.

"We understand the exciting prospect of capturing a terrorist mastermind like Osama Bin Laden but it is really important that no one talks about it," said Blair.

"You the great people of England can help bring Bin Laden into custody. So everyone ban together, show us your hatred and treat President Bush like the piece of crap that he is."